Kim Kardashian Teaches Us How To Use A Tissue Box & Of Course, The Internet Can’t Believe Their Eyes

Abraham Smith

It’s almost impossible to reach for a pickle and not think about Kendall Jenner — and her worrying way of chopping the veg. Now Kim Kardashian is giving her a run for her money, but this time it’s for the humble tissue box.

Kendall’s downright confrontational way of “just shredding a cucumber” made her the face of a thousand memes, proving that nepotism babies raised in privilege never need to learn basic skills like chopping vegetables. So when Kim Kardashian took to Instagram to share wisdom with a tutorial on how to load and use a tissue box, the world couldn’t help but laugh.
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In conjunction with her skincare launch, Kim’s new brand SKKN has dipped a toe into the world of home accessories, including a concrete-look gray tissue box that will set you back $89 (about A$141).

Visually, the tissue box looks and functions exactly as you would expect. But unfortunately, Kim still felt the need to explain to the brand’s 5.5million Instagram followers how to load tissues into the box, leaving the internet stumped on how the mother-of-four thinks we really don’t know how to place tissues in a box.

“Okay, I’m going to show you guys how to put the tissue in the tissue box just in case nobody knows because the box doesn’t fit,” she said at the start of her demonstration.

“So, you take the lid off, and then you open that, and you take out the tissue and you just put it in,” she continued, before putting the lid back on the open box. “and then you grab it, and there’s another piece”.

And she ended up assuring fans that she wouldn’t waste the tissues she used at the demonstration in case anyone was worried Kim might commit a Kylie Jenner-style climate crime.

“I won’t waste these. I’ll keep them over here,” she said, adding, “but there you have it, and there’s the nice tissue holder.”

And while Kim and her team probably thought the demonstration helped her followers use the product, there were a bevy of commenters who slammed the SKIMS founder for posting a condescending video.

“Maybe you can do a cucumber slicing tutorial next?” One user said, while another commented, “Reminds me of Kendall and how to cut a cucumber”.

Speaking about Kendall’s journey with dissecting a cucumber, her older sister Khloé Kardashian spoke up the moment after it went viral, revealing that her younger sister wasn’t happy with the world’s reaction to it.

“Oh my god, she’s not happy about it. I feel so bad,” she admitted Not skinny but not fat podcast.

“I’m like, ‘Kendall, God is fair. You are the most beautiful person in the world. You have wild looking toes,” she added. “God bless you. And you can’t slice a damn cucumber. the world is good Because she is like that.”

“How can you be so damn perfect? She has this perfect life, this perfect dog, she’s a gazelle human, she walks the runway, she’s all these amazing things. King cucumber?” Preaching,” she concluded.

At its core, Kim’s video might be pointless, but she definitely gets some points for trying to identify—you’re doing great, cutie.

You can revisit Kendall’s questionable cutting skills and the rest of The Kardashians Series now on Disney+. Sign up to stream here.

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